The Random Cub

Photos, quips, rants, and reblogs. Occasionally a hot guy may pop up. I apologize for nothing.

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: INDIA

India’s Academy of Sorcery boasts an impressive display of flashy colours, from enchanted saris that shift colours sporadically throughout the day, to the lavishly painted exterior of the academy which is situated in a nondescript location along Ganges River. Due to the frightening rate at which the school’s ancient mango tree (jokingly nicknamed “Mammoth Mango Machine”) produces mangoes, students have to endure the perpetually evolving art of mango cuisine at least five days a week. Every year, to the students’ great enjoyment, classes are halted for Diwali to make time for various competitions that take place: firework flourishes and charms for upper-year students (bonus points if it doesn’t set any part of the school on fire), and lantern designing for lower-year students (use of animals, alive or dead, is forbidden).

dislikeyous:

modern day politics

x-statix:

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

So, Captain Marvel/Ms. Marvel?

Or dies near the end, like in the V For Vendetta comics

Stop hating yourself. Try going one day without saying anything bad about yourself. Try complimenting yourself. Do it again. Buy yourself dinner. Put soft things against your skin. Listen to your favorite songs. Eat ice cream. Eat ice cream naked. You have to spend the rest of your life with you. You’re all you’ve got. Be kind, start loving yourself.

(Source: deathbeforediet)

southerngamerguy:

kaynarune:

answersfromvanaheim:

idontevenhaveone:

merinnan:

codeinewarrior:

yes i would

Not only would I, but I have.

ME TOO. YOU’RE NOT THE FUCKING BOSS OF ME.

No joke one of my friends bought a small cup of green tea once and put at least five packs of sugar in it, AT LEAST. I watched her do it. 

I mean, pixie stix are a thing.

I’m from the south. The things we do to tea make other people cringe.

^ That last comment. Exactly that.

its-ayjay:

Football season and I’m like

dahnan:

I suppose there are a few ways of reading this, but coming out certainly frees you from some of the made up fears in your head.

Early morning #selfie with 8:00 AM because we haven’t seen each other in a while (at Home Sweet Ghetto)

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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Count to five. If they don’t move, blast ‘em