The Random Cub

Photos, quips, rants, and reblogs. Occasionally a hot guy may pop up. I apologize for nothing.

erinthesails:

lyriumpomegranates:

angelicdiaspora:

kyrstin:

Ron always just ****ing knows

If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!

There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!

Woah

theoctoberbear:

I love everything about this.

OMG

(Source: paula-qu)

Anonymous asked:
I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

theoctoberbear:

brokenponycutiemark:

Yes. Yes exactly. I’d also add “the predatory instincts of xenomorphs from ‘Alien’ - as well as blood made of concentrated hydrochloric acid”.

But I do like to embellish.

This is, if anything, understated.

pizzapoppunk:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

Yes

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

no stop i already have one post ruining my life

My mother used to do this

C, D, H, S, U :D. Wheeeeee!!!!!

C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.

I like all of my friends for different reasons, and my guys because they are awesome men who make my life fun and interesting every day. :D

D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.

The sudden and quick decline in my grandfather’s health, leading to his death. Watching someone die while in a chemically-induced coma was not a fun thing.

H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?

Yes, on both counts. But I drink very infrequently.

S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.

I’ve had my gall bladder and appendix removed, and each surgery was a year apart.

U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.

This is a rather ambiguous question. Financially? Much better off and in a career I’d enjoy doing. There are lots of places I’d like to be visiting.

luxwing:

When your friends still like someone that treated you like shit

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Fucking gold

coinoperatedbear:

In an effort to keep my GIMP/Photoshop skills sharp, I decided to bring some of my stuffed animals down to the park, risking odd looks from townsfolk. After spending a fair amount of time in GIMP and Photoshop on these, I give you: Natural Habitat

neuroxin:

It’s driving me nuts that the times aren’t in sync. Both devices are on the same carrier and should be syncing their time from the cell tower so whhyyyy

How not to Fusion