Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.
Yes. Yes exactly. I’d also add “the predatory instincts of xenomorphs from ‘Alien’ - as well as blood made of concentrated hydrochloric acid”.
But I do like to embellish.
This is, if anything, understated.
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
no stop i already have one post ruining my life
My mother used to do this
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
I like all of my friends for different reasons, and my guys because they are awesome men who make my life fun and interesting every day. :D
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
The sudden and quick decline in my grandfather’s health, leading to his death. Watching someone die while in a chemically-induced coma was not a fun thing.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
Yes, on both counts. But I drink very infrequently.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
I’ve had my gall bladder and appendix removed, and each surgery was a year apart.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
This is a rather ambiguous question. Financially? Much better off and in a career I’d enjoy doing. There are lots of places I’d like to be visiting.